Cual es la mejor y + sincera frase de gregory

Cual es la mejor y + sincera frase de gregory

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-si te hubiesemos dicho que habias curado a ese tio sin ninguna base medica te creerias dios
-dios no cojea

-si te hubiesemos dicho que habias curado a ese tio sin ninguna base medica te creerias dios
-dios no cojea

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everybody lies... no hay màs.

everybody lies... no hay màs.

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Estoy de acuerdo con Javier, es la única k hay !

Estoy de acuerdo con Javier, es la única k hay !

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No tiene gran sentido de sinceridad, pero es excelente!!!
CAMERON-¿En verdad era tu madre?
HOUSE-No. Era Angelina Jolie. Le digo "mamá". Ella piensa que es sexy.

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No tiene gran sentido de sinceridad, pero es excelente!!!
CAMERON-¿En verdad era tu madre?
HOUSE-No. Era Angelina Jolie. Le digo "mamá". Ella piensa que es sexy.

Episodio: Daddy's boy

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¡Está usted naranja, imbécil! y que usted no se dé cuenta, pase, pero si su mujer tampoco ve que ha cambiado de color es mala señal…”

¡Está usted naranja, imbécil! y que usted no se dé cuenta, pase, pero si su mujer tampoco ve que ha cambiado de color es mala señal…”

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-(Dr House a una monja) "Ira, orgullo, envidia, gula... Lleva usted cuatro de los siete pecados capitales en dos minutos. ¿Registran ustedes los récords? ¿Hay Católicoolimpiadas?"
- (Dr House a la misma monja)" Como me mira, diría que ha entrado al 5to Pecado Capital, la Lujuria"

:DDDD

-(Dr House a una monja) "Ira, orgullo, envidia, gula... Lleva usted cuatro de los siete pecados capitales en dos minutos. ¿Registran ustedes los récords? ¿Hay Católicoolimpiadas?"
- (Dr House a la misma monja)" Como me mira, diría que ha entrado al 5to Pecado Capital, la Lujuria"

:DDDD

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pues como dice Javier, la principal es "everybody lies", pero entre otras esta:

"mama y papa estan enojados, pero eso no significa que dejemos de amarlos, ahora vayan a jugar y traiganle a papa unos cigarrillos y un examen de sangre"

pues como dice Javier, la principal es "everybody lies", pero entre otras esta:

"mama y papa estan enojados, pero eso no significa que dejemos de amarlos, ahora vayan a jugar y traiganle a papa unos cigarrillos y un examen de sangre"

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"It's never Lupus" - Dr. Gregory House

"It's never Lupus" - Dr. Gregory House

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1- If you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic.

2- We have been blessed with the miracle of a new symptom. Brother can you testify as to why this poor child's eyeball rolled back into his head?

3- You remove this kid's eye he's only going to be half as good at not making eye contact.

4- Cuddy: You've seen her breasts?!

House: It was a medical exam. I was listening to her heart; it went "Greg House, Greg House, Greg House".

5- This ray of sunshine is Doctor Lisa Cuddy. Doctor Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so unfortunately she's much too busy to deal with you. I am a board... certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology. I am also the only doctor currently employed at this hospital who is forced to be here against his will.
But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine! You can't have any! And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem... but who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So, who wants me?[nobody moves]

6- Wilson: Right, giant coincidence that you've gone completely off the rails since she left; inducing migraines, increased leg pain-
House: [whacks Wilson's shin with his cane]
Wilson: Ow!
House: Aw, you miss Stacy too?

7- [Dr. House is with Stacy in her house when Mark enters the room.]
Mark: What's going on?
Dr. House: It's not what you think. I know it looks like we're cleaning dishes, but actually, we're having sex. 29 jul Rômulo
8- Cuddy: I have sad news for you: She doesn't love you.
House: You're ugly when you're jealous.
Cuddy: She showed up at my house last night—came on to me.
House: She's even more perfect than I thought.
Cuddy: House. She's sick.
Cuddy sits down next to House]
House: You say "sick", I say "freestylin'".
Cuddy: The girl will have sex with an invertebrate.
House: Come on. You're not that bad.


9- Doctor: He swallowed a magnet. We gotta cut it out.
Dr. House: [to the kid] How old are you?
Kid: Eight.
Dr. House: And he swallowed something stuck to a fridge. Darwin says "let him die".

10- House: Start counting.
[The patient takes his pulse]
House: How many?
Patient: 26.
House: Either you suck at math, or you're going to die in two seconds.
[A moment passes, and nothing happens]
House: You suck at math.



São as minhas favoritas... algumas delas, ao menos. Acho que fazendo como fizeram nesse top do site, dá pra deixar so uma frase de cada, ou quase isso ;P

1- If you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic.

2- We have been blessed with the miracle of a new symptom. Brother can you testify as to why this poor child's eyeball rolled back into his head?

3- You remove this kid's eye he's only going to be half as good at not making eye contact.

4- Cuddy: You've seen her breasts?!

House: It was a medical exam. I was listening to her heart; it went "Greg House, Greg House, Greg House".

5- This ray of sunshine is Doctor Lisa Cuddy. Doctor Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so unfortunately she's much too busy to deal with you. I am a board... certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology. I am also the only doctor currently employed at this hospital who is forced to be here against his will.
But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine! You can't have any! And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem... but who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So, who wants me?[nobody moves]

6- Wilson: Right, giant coincidence that you've gone completely off the rails since she left; inducing migraines, increased leg pain-
House: [whacks Wilson's shin with his cane]
Wilson: Ow!
House: Aw, you miss Stacy too?

7- [Dr. House is with Stacy in her house when Mark enters the room.]
Mark: What's going on?
Dr. House: It's not what you think. I know it looks like we're cleaning dishes, but actually, we're having sex. 29 jul Rômulo
8- Cuddy: I have sad news for you: She doesn't love you.
House: You're ugly when you're jealous.
Cuddy: She showed up at my house last night—came on to me.
House: She's even more perfect than I thought.
Cuddy: House. She's sick.
Cuddy sits down next to House]
House: You say "sick", I say "freestylin'".
Cuddy: The girl will have sex with an invertebrate.
House: Come on. You're not that bad.


9- Doctor: He swallowed a magnet. We gotta cut it out.
Dr. House: [to the kid] How old are you?
Kid: Eight.
Dr. House: And he swallowed something stuck to a fridge. Darwin says "let him die".

10- House: Start counting.
[The patient takes his pulse]
House: How many?
Patient: 26.
House: Either you suck at math, or you're going to die in two seconds.
[A moment passes, and nothing happens]
House: You suck at math.



São as minhas favoritas... algumas delas, ao menos. Acho que fazendo como fizeram nesse top do site, dá pra deixar so uma frase de cada, ou quase isso ;P

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