I am Dr. Mr. Lhou.

mustaches, goat-herding, pugilism, desert rock, pork, Gary Busey, malt liquor, wasabe peanuts, cool ranch doritos, Henry Rollins, gun fu movies

Too many to list, but here's a representative sampling: Tool, Anthrax, Tom Waits, Blackalicious, Ministry, Sublime, AC/DC, The Cramps, Public Enemy, Queens of the Stone Age, The White Stripes, Minor Threat, Fugazi, R.L. Burnside, The Toadies, Local H, Gravity Kills, Clutch, Alabama Thunderpussy, Morphine...


Current Favorite Artists / Bands: Clutch, Deadboy and the Elephantmen, Queens of the Stone Age, Eagles of Death Metal, Death From Above 1979, Murs, Trillville, and <a href="http://www.blood2whiskey.com">Porkchop Express</a>

The Usual Suspects, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Y tu Mama Tambien, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Sin City, The Godfather I & II, Goodfellas, The Lord of the Rings, series, The Matrix, Memento, Pi, and any John Woo/Chow Yun Fat gun fu movie: A Better Tomorrow, The Killer, Hard Boiled. They rule.

I mostly stick to HBO series and Adult Swim: Deadwood, Entourage, Sopranos, Rome, Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law, Aqua Teen Hungerforce, Family Guy, and of course Spongebob Squarepants

Again, too many to list but here goes: Catch-22, The Master and Margarita, The Brothers Karamazov, The Fountainhead, 1984, I Claudius, A People's History of the United States, Crime and Punishment, For Whom the Bell Tolls, Fight Club, Slaughterhouse V, The Stranger

2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2