Sometimes I am interested in things.

The Godfather, The Godfather Part II, The Usual Suspects, Good Will Hunting, The Big Lebowski, Braveheart, Forrest Gump, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Matrix, The Incredibles

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Catch-22, The Count of Monte Cristo, anything by Douglas Adams, True Story (old novel by Bill Maher that not too many people know about), and the whole Harry Potter series.

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
--Groucho Marx

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.
--P. J. O'Rourke

Arthur hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realised there was a contradiction there and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.
--Douglas Adams

A severed foot is the perfect stocking stuffer.
--Mitch Hedberg

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
--Benjamin Franklin

They always speak of my drinking but never consider my thirst.
--Scottish Proverb